|Season 2, Episode 1|
|Air date||January 13, 1998|
|Written by||Richard Pursel|
|Directed by||David Feiss|
I Am Deity
I.R. Mommy is the first episode of season 2.
Baboon adopts an abandoned toddler. A pantsless lady (the Red Guy) accuses Baboon of abusing him by calling Weasel on the phone, then Weasel stopped by Baboon's trailer and trains Baboon to be a good parent. Later, Weasel finds out the Baboon is a good parent and Weasel cries with happiness. At the end, the toddler grew up and danced with an old lady during Weasel singing a campfire song.
- This is first I Am Weasel appearance of the Red Guy.
- It is revealed in this episode that Admiral Bullets wears and uses diapers.